Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Blog Post 9

How to write about the United States. When writing about the US make sure you include how fat everyone is, never include the people who are in shape and not over weight. Make sure that you talk about how unequal the society is, don't write that people are trying to change the nation to a better place for all. Keep in mind that everyone in America has a gun and that they aren't afraid to use it. Write about how much fast food is everywhere you go, but make sure you don't mention the people trying to cook home made meal every day and night. You want to be sure that you include how everyone in the US is extremely lazy. Adding something about how wasteful and non eco-friendly the people of America is key.

Don't talk about anything that shows the United States in a good light because we all know how bad it really is. If you didn't say anything about Americans being fat yet add it in. If you already said something about American being fat might as well say it again to really get your message across. Put anything in that has to do with freedom and bald eagles because that's what America is all about. Keep in mind that American have no money. After all the US total debt is nearly $18 trillion so therefore everyone who lives in the US must be broke. Make sure that whatever you do you don't say a word that leads people to believe that the United States is a good country.

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